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Name:   Nancy Christine II The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Yea,,,,He was here last night.
Date:   12/25/2009 12:07:57 PM

Twas the night before Christmas, and all about the lake

Not a prop was turning, not even a wake;

The outboards were hung on the transoms with care,

In hopes that spring soon would be there;

The forum members were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of big blocks danced in their heads;

And spookeay bird in his cage and I in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the lake like a piece of glass

Gave the luster of mid-day to the boats all in dry stack.

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a A blown kick arss sleigh with 4,550 horsepower,

With a scruffy looking driver, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment it must be St.Cat Nick.

More rapid than eagles his props spinning they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now, Richie Zuhl! now, Motorguide & Mercury! now, Huber!

On, Cleaver! on, MSD and Garmin!

To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!

Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"

As dry leaves blew up in a wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, they shot to sky,

So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,

With the sleigh at full power full and St.Cat too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof

The Loping and rummbel of each cylinders lick.

As I drew in my head, and was turning around,

Down the chimney St.Cat came with a bound.

He was dressed all in White the padded fleece, from his head to his toe, He look kinda neat!

And his clothes were all tarnished with grease and snow;

A bundle of boat goody's he had flung on his back,

And he looked like a pirrot just opening his pack.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And the beard of his chin was as turning white as the snow;

The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,

And the smoke it encircled his head like a type 4 buoy life ring;

He had a broad face and a little round belly,

That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,

And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Soon let me know I had nothing to dread;

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the stockings; then flipped me off like a jerk,

And laying his finger aside of his nose,

And giving huge and snotty blow and up the chimney he rose;

He sprang to his sleigh, to his throttles he pushed,

And they all flew away. Like a bad arss rocket boost he went into the air.

But I heard him exclaim, ere he roared out of sight,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good old Cathouse Night-night."
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Santas accident - CAT BOAT - 12/24/2009 7:30:57 PM
     Santas accident - Nancy Christine II - 12/24/2009 8:33:35 PM
          Santas accident - mariah1 - 12/24/2009 9:08:41 PM
          Santas accident - mariah1 - 12/24/2009 9:11:05 PM
     Be careful - Summer Lover - 12/24/2009 9:50:20 PM
          Be careful - Nancy Christine II - 12/24/2009 10:07:42 PM
               Hey Nancy - GoneFishin - 12/24/2009 10:55:36 PM
                    Hey Nancy - Nancy Christine II - 12/24/2009 11:00:18 PM
                         Indeed..... - CAT BOAT - 12/25/2009 11:18:19 AM
                              Yea,,,,He was here last night. - Nancy Christine II - 12/25/2009 12:07:57 PM
                                   Yea,,,,He was here last night. - CAT BOAT - 12/25/2009 2:11:19 PM



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