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	Name:	water_watcher -
	Subject:	How to use and ATM - Funny
	Date:	8/24/2010 8:45:29 PM

MALE PROCEDURE:

1...
Drive up to the cash machine.

2.
LOWER your car window.

3.
Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4.
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5.
Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6.
Raise window.

7.
Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

(Unfortunately, most of this is the Truth.!!)

1.
Drive up to cash machine.

2.
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3.
Put hand brake on, put the window down.

4.
Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5.
Tell person on mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6.
Attempt to insert card into machine.

7.
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

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How to use and ATM - Funny - water_watcher - 8/24/2010 8:45:29 PM

How to use and ATM - Funny - roswellric - 8/24/2010 9:13:31 PM

I'm not smiling - Talullahhound - 8/25/2010 8:13:52 AM

I'm not smiling - Jim Dandy - 8/25/2010 9:56:31 AM

hey Jim Dandy - Lifer - 8/25/2010 10:52:00 AM

Bigger problem - Summer Lover - 8/25/2010 10:05:16 AM

Bigger problem - Talullahhound - 8/25/2010 3:48:27 PM

Bigger problem - water_watcher - 8/25/2010 7:59:06 PM

I know it was a joke - Talullahhound - 8/26/2010 10:26:45 AM

I know it was a joke too but - roswellric - 8/26/2010 12:53:49 PM

And - roswellric - 8/26/2010 12:57:11 PM

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