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Name:
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Murph
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Subject:
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Something Else to Worry About
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4/19/2011 11:15:48 AM
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When bad weather threatens, my mother always calls me to tell me to put on a life-jacket. Her thought is that if a tornado strikes, it could throw me into the middle of the lake where I would subsequently drown without a jacket. My response is, if a tornado hits the house, it will drag me up through the rafters & shingles. Twirl me into 200 MPH winds with the neighbors refrigerator and a tractor from central Coosa County, lift me up a couple of hundred feet, then sling me into the middle of the lake. I really don't think the life jacket will be of much assistance, however, If any of you find a guy badly beaten, bruised, severed and drown after a storm...PLEASE TELL MY MOTHER I WAS WEARING A LIFE JACKET!!!
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