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water_watcher
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Something light
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4/29/2011 8:43:12 AM
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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair
in here, would you?"
The former Prime Minister, Tony Blair, walked into the room and said,
"Yes, your Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister.
Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be
me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden , his vice president the same
question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on
that one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could
give him an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized Colin
Powell 's shoes in the next stall.
Biden asked Powell, "Colin, can you answer this for me? Your
mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?"
Colin Powell yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak
with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that
riddle. It's Colin Powell!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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