Jokes: Eagle-eyed Harry! UH-OH
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HubCap
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Eagle-eyed Harry! UH-OH
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6/5/2011 7:38:35 AM
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> One day, Harry the Eagle waited at the nest for Mary, his darling of 10 glorious years. > > After a while, when she didn't return, he went looking and found her. She had been shot dead! > > Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning, he decided that he must get himself another mate; but since there weren't any lady eagles available, he'd have to cross the feather barrier. > > So he flew off to find a new mate. He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest. > > The sex was good; but all the dove would say is, "I am a DOVE. I want to love! I am a DOVE. I want to love!" This got on Harry's nerves so much that he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate. > > He soon found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest. Again the sex was good; but all the loon would say is, "I am a LOON. I want to spoon! I am a LOON. I want to spoon!" So out with the loon. > > Once more, he flew off to find a mate. This time he found a gorgeous duck that he brought back to the nest. The sex was great; but all the duck would say was... > > > NO, the duck didn't say THAT! > > > > > > Don't jump to conclusions SO quickly! > > > > > The duck said, > > > "I'm a DRAKE! > You made a MISTAKE!" >
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