Name:   Lifer - Subject:   The First Annual CatBoat Cook Off Date:   9/10/2014 11:42:34 AM

You got it wrong RabidDog.  The only participation I want in the cook off is as a taster, and not even a judging taster at that.  You seem to have missed that I have expressed bias on the issue many times with comments like "CAT can't cook"....lol.  Of course I make that comment having never tasted anything he has cooked, I just jumped on the CAT can't cook" bandwagon for the joy of the ride.  It is of course well documented that I do enljoy stirring the pot a bit, and I ain't talking a cook pot.

As for the "smoker" comment I readily admit to lack of skills in the the spelling department.  In fact it is often so bad that spell checker will have NO suggestions....lol.  I have smoked a few whole pigs in years past for my annual 4TH of July gathering and have been told it was great but I am not a big fan of smoking meats in general.  I eat it from time to time and had to borrow a smoker in the past when I did use one so I will not be joining the imaginary cook-off and in the future I will remind any poster who mentions it of the proposed and pending BAN on posts regarding said fantasy.

CAT can't cook, but I can.  I will put my chicken and dumplings against anybody.  Same for my home made chicken pot pie.  I also do a "taco pie" that is darn tasty too.  So if this fantasy cook off league ever becomes a reallity and the powers that be wish to include catagories other than 'smoking' I might be a player.  Until then I will just set to simmer and stir occasionally.