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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Random Thoughts
Date:   6/8/2015 12:19:34 PM

*I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! *
*You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry.*
*Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.*
*You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.*
*I don't like making plans for the day because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.*
*I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.*
*I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
*Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet...*
*Old age is coming at a really bad time!*
*When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment... now, as a grownup, it just feels like a small vacation!*
*The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."*
*I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights". I'm just very wise.*
*Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.*
*If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.*
*Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?*
*Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.*
*At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.*
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Random Thoughts - LonghornBoater - 6/8/2015 12:19:34 PM
     Thanks Horn,,, - Mack - 6/8/2015 7:35:20 PM
          Thanks Horn,,, - architect - 6/9/2015 10:57:51 PM

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