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Name:   LonghornBoater The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   More random stuff
Date:   4/20/2016 6:17:52 PM

My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds.  Only 15 to go.
Ate salad for dinner!  Mostly croutons & tomatoes.  Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce.  And cheese.   FINE, it was a pizza.  I ate a pizza.
How to prepare Tofu:
1.  Throw it in the trash.
2.  Grill some Meat.
I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
I don't mean to brag but......I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours and 20 minutes.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.
Kids today don't know how easy they have it.  When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
Senility has been a smooth transition for me.
Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?
Me neither.
I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented....I forgot where I was going with this.
I love being over 50.   I learn something new every day.......and forget 5 others.
A thief broke into my house last night......He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
My dentist told me I need a crown.  I was like:  I KNOW !, Right?


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