A union boss walks in from the factory next door and is about to
order a beer when he sees a guy at the far end of the bar wearing a TRUMP
“Make America Great Again” cap with two beers sitting in front of him.
The union boss doesn’t need to be an Einstein to know that this guy
is a Republican, so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that
everyone can hear, "Drinks for everyone in here, bartender.... but
not for the Republican."
Soon after the drinks have been passed out, the Republican gives him
a big smile, waves at him then says, "Thank you!" in an equally loud voice.
This infuriates the union boss.
After a few minutes, the union boss once again loudly orders drinks
for everyone except the Republican. As before, this doesn’t seem to
bother the Republican. He nods and smiles, and again yells, "Thank you!"
A few more minutes pass and the union boss orders another round of
drinks for everyone except the Republican.
Just as before, this STILL doesn't seem to faze the Republican who
continues smiling and again yells out, "Thank you!!"
Frustrated that he can’t seem to get the guy angered, the union boss
asks the bartender, "What is wrong with that Republican? I’ve
ordered three rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and
all the dummy does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts...?"
"Nope," replies the bartender. "He owns the place."
ADVICE TO DEMOCRATS, LIBERALS AND ALL LEFTIES:
WHEN YOUR HORSE DIES, IT’S TIME TO DISMOUNT.