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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   An Old Farmer
Date:   4/11/2019 5:22:53 PM

   An old farmer went to the doctor with a problem. It seems the only time he was capeable of having sex was when he was plowing but by the time he got home it was too late. He asked the doctor what could he do about it?

   The doctror told him to take his shotgun and fire a shot and for her to meet him half way. 

   "Sounds like a good idea" he said. 

   A few weeks later the doctor ran into the farmet and asked, " How did  my idea work out?"

   "It worked great for the first two weeks," he said. "Then hunting season came in and I ain't seen her since!"

 

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An Old Farmer - Old Diver - 4/11/2019 5:22:53 PM

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