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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   I'm Liberated
Date:   8/23/2019 3:38:54 PM

A man came home from work and said, "Hi honey, what's for supper?"

"I don't do that crap any more, I'm liberated", she said.

 Later he asked, "Honey, do I have a clean shirt for work tomorrow?" 

 "Iron it yourself," she said, " I'm liberated."

  "Then how would you like not to see me for 2 or 3 days?"

  "That would be fine with me," she said.

  She didn't see him the first day and she didn't see him the second day. On the third day she could see him a little bit out of her left eye.

 

 

I know, I know this is really not PC but you know what? I really don't give a rat's ......   

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I'm Liberated - Old Diver - 8/23/2019 3:38:54 PM



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