Name:   Lifer - Subject:   Investment tip for the younger ones Date:   3/20/2023 10:30:37 AM

I didn't even think about the ear/nose hair.  I joke with the boss that I am going to let my ear hair grow on one side and use it for a comb over...lol.  As long as we are having silly ideas heres my biggest.  Someone should make a kitchen sink and/or cabinet with a hidden urinal built in.  That way olds f@rts  like me wouldn't have to race from the kitchen to the bathroom when we use the kitchens sink, cuz that warm water will trigger the micturition reflex in big way.  I often wonder as I am doing the hustle step from the kitchen to the bathroom how many hips have been broken during this maneuver?  I can hear it in Emergency Departments all over, "Well doc I went to wash up the dishes after dinner and just as the water got warm suddenly I had to pee real bad so I took off at maximum shuffle for the bathroom, tripped on the rung in the hallway and here we are".