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oneshot
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great state of taxas
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8/3/2004 2:42:08 PM
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THE FUTURE OF TEXAS
> > > > >
> > > > > Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to
> > > > > secede from the Union (please refer to the Texas-American
> > > > > Annexation Treaty of 1848).
> > > > >
> > > > > We Texans love y'all, but we'll have to take action if Kerry
> > wins
> > > > > president over Bush. We'll miss you too.
> > > > >
> > > > > Texas has given all those complainers plenty of time to get
> > > > > used to the results. After seeing the whiners along the
> > > > > campaign route, the folks from Texas are considering taking
> > > > > matters into our their hands.
> > > > >
> > > > > Here is our solution:
> > > > >
> > > > > #1: Let John Kerry become President of the United States.
> > > > > (all 49 states.)
> > > > >
> > > > > #2: George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic
> > > > > Of Texas.
> > > > >
> > > > > So what does Texas have to do to survive as a Republic?
> > > > >
> > > > > 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas. (we will control the
> > > > > space industry.)
> > > > >
> > > > > 2. We refine over 85% of the gasoline in the United States.
> > > > >
> > > > > 3. Defense Industry. (we have over 65% of it) The term "Don't
> > > > > mess with Texas," will take on a whole new meaning.
> > > > >
> > > > > 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of Texas
> > > > > will need for the next 300 years. Yankee states? Sorry
> > > > > about that.
> > > > >
> > > > > 5. Natural Gas - Again we have all we need and it's too bad
> > > > > about those northern states. John Kerry will figure a way
> > > > > to keep them warm...
> > > > >
> > > > > 6. Computer Industry - we currently lead the nation in
> > producing
> > > > > computer chips and communications: Small places like
> > > > > Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National
> > > > > Semiconductor, Motorola,Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied
> > Materials,
> > > > > Ball Semiconductor, Dallas Semiconductor, Delphi, Nortel,
> > > > > Alcatel, Etc, Etc. The list goes on and on.
> > > > >
> > > > > 7. Health Centers - We have the largest research centers for
> > > > > Cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma
> > > > > units in the world and other large health planning centers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 8. We have enough colleges to keep us going: UT Texas,
> > > > > A&M, Texas Tech, Rice, SMU, University of Houston,
> > > > > Baylor, UNT, Texas Women's University, Ivy grows better
> > > > > in the south anyway
> > > > >
> > > > > 9. We have a ready supply of workers. (just open the border
> > > > > when we need some more)
> > > > >
> > > > > 10. We have control of the paper industry, plastics, insurance,
> > > > > etc.
> > > > >
> > > > > 11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the Texas National
> > > > > Guard and the Texas Air National Guard. We don't have
> > > > > an army but since everybody down here has at least six
> > > > > rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an army in 24
> > hours
> > > > > if we need it. If the situation really gets bad, we can
> > always
> > > > > call Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over
> > > > > a couple Texas Rangers.
> > > > >
> > > > > 12. We are totally self sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs and
> > > > > several types of grain, fruit and vegetables and lets not
> > > > > forget seafood from the gulf. And everybody down here
> > > > > knows how to cook them so that they taste good. Don't
> > > > > need any food.
> > > > >
> > > > > This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic
> > > > > Of Texas in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we
> > > > > need and don't have.
> > > > >
> > > > > Now to the rest of the United States under President Kerry:
> > > > > Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars,
> > > > > only President Kerry will be able to drive around in his 9 mile
> > > > > per gallon SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk
> > > > > or ride bikes.
> > > > >
> > > > > You won't have any TV as the space center in Houston will cut
> > > > > off your communications. You won't have any natural gas to
> > > > > heat your homes but since Mr. Kerry has predicted global
> > > > > warming, you will not need the gas.
> > > > >
> > > > > Signed, The People in Texas
> > > > >
> > > > > Have a nice day!
> >
> > <
> >
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