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The Truth is at the End
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3/5/2007 9:50:31 PM
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Kentucky:
The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was
confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask
his secretary for some mathematical help. He called
her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Kentucky and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?" The secretary thought a moment, and then
Replied, "Everything but my earrings."
You gotta love those Kentucky women.
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Alabama:
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting
and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of
the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the
others asked.." Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's
a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful
hunter replied."You left Henry laying out there and
carried the Deer back?" they inquired. " A tough call,"
nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"
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Louisiana:
A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When
t he end of the world comes, I hope to be in
Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be
in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana
20 years later than in the rest of the civilized
world.
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Mississippi:
The young man from Mississippi came running
into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody
just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? "The young man
answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup
on I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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North Carolina
A man had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road,
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
another one behind it. Then he got back in the car to
wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and
was so curious he turned around and went back. He
asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The
passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man
responded, "When you break down they tell you to put
flares in the front and flares in the back. I never
did understand it neither."
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The South
You can say what you want about the South, but
you never hear of anyone Retiring and moving North!
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