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	Name:	Lakeman -
	Subject:	Lakeman..
	Date:	7/4/2007 10:49:34 PM

Osms as you know I have been trying to get my T-shirt, beer and boat ride for 2 years ( counting this year ) and also this is my version of the story. Well, I was working on my lawnmower which threw a belt when I heard the roar of a " big, fast, loud motorboat. I looked up and saw this nice looking boy on my pier with what looked like a t-shirt and he was depositing it on the table under my gazebo.

I heard someone shouting and, low-and-behold, it was CAT BOAT trying to hurry the boy along. Well the boy obviously got his good looks from Dee Dee because he looked nothing like CAT BOAT except he was tall. I called out to Cat Boat just as the boy lept aboard the boat. I would have had to been superman to have lepted on the boat to have gotten a boat ride. I cried out to get at least a beer and a miller lite came sailing from the boat. If the beer had been more than half full it would have knocked me out. It carroomed off my head and struck Ladybug ( my pet dog ) on the butt.

All I could hear was " on catboat, on you 1600hp monsters ", HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! And this purple and white streak dissappeared around the point and out of site into the big water. I gasped for breath at this sight.

Now as I unfolded the t-shirt it seemed to have finger marks smeared across it as if it had been torn from someones grasp. What? I asked. Did some poor soul have to give up his shirt so that I might finally have mine?My wife asked me where I got such a nice t-shirt and I replyed, " CAT BOAT! ".

"Do you want a beer", she asked. " No ", I said, " I just had a half of a beer." And she gave me that " deer in the headlights stare ".