Oak Mountain Lake Topics: AL. PROPERTY CO.
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LifeTime Laker
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Subject:
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AL. PROPERTY CO.
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Date:
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8/4/2007 10:41:51 AM
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You've done it now. ADVERTISING IS FORBIDDEN!!! Read the rule!!
To atone for this transgression you must:
1. Deliver your first born to the webmaster for indentured servitude for a period of NOT LESS 7 years but not to exceed 107 years.
2. Close your business forever.
3. Disperse your inventory among the forum members. If there is not enough to satisfy all registered members, you must buy enough to cover all requests.
4. Seek forgiveness from each registered user personally at their PRIMARY residence. ( The lake houses would be to easy)
5. Have the webmaster to delete EVERY post you ever made. You must retype every non-offending post below yours that gets deleted with yours.
6. Permanently disable the following keys on any keyboard you MAY EVER USE in the future: C,A,T,H,O,U,S,E,P,R,F,M,N,I
7. Any other retribution as may be seen fit to put upon you by any member of the forum.
You can make your personal apologies to me right after you drop the "BLING IT ON" in my garage. (Give me a couple of days to clean it out first though..lol)
Sincerely Yours,
The new self appointed forum police
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