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	Name:	rubber duck -
	Subject:	Dog food
	Date:	1/3/2008 8:59:49 PM

I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at
K-Mart and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
told her no. I told her that I was starting The
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
because I'd ended up in the hospital last time. That
I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
that the way that it works is to load your pants
pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two
every time you feel hungry. That the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in
the line was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital
in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told
her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street
licking my butt and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

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