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CAT BOAT
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Sorry MAV..
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1/10/2008 10:33:34 PM
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MAV drove his brand new
> Corvette convertible out of the dealership.
> Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80mph,
> enjoying the wind blowing through what little(greasy) hair he
> had left. (He thought about popping a Viagra)
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> "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down Hwy 63,
> pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in
> his rear view mirror, he saw the Eclectic Police behind
> him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
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> "I can get away from him, No problem!" thought
> the MAV as he floored it to 100 mph, then
> 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on
> earth am I doing? (CAT can only drive this good). I'm too old for this nonsense and
> pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
> the Eclectic Police to catch up. (OSMS heard it all on his scanner)
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> Pulling in behind him, the Eclectic Police walked up to
> the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch
> and said, "MAV, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today
> is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you
> were speeding, (Other than you were tryin' to be like CAT) that I've never heard before, I'll let
> you go."(Where is ALSCN when we need her).
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> MAV, looking very seriously at the Eclectic Police,
> said, "Years ago,my wife ran off with LTL, and I thought you were bringing her
> back."
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> "Have a good day, MAV," said the Eclectic Police.....
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