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Name:   CAT BOAT The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   LTL SHOPPING HAZARD...
Date:   2/7/2008 3:40:20 PM

LTL WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN.
NAUTI WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, "YOUR BARRACKS
DOOR IS OPEN." NOT A PHRASE THAT LTL WOULD NORMALLY USE (BECAUSE FOLKS DON'T USE IT MUCH ON THE LAKEMARTIN FORUM),
HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT (PROBABLY ALOT) PUZZLED.

WHEN LTL WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, DIRTDIVA CAME UP AND SAID,
"YOUR FLY IS OPEN." LTL ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING.
AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE
NAUGHTI WAS THAT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS "BARRACKS DOOR."
LTL WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH NAUGHTI, SO WHEN HE REACHED
THE COUNTER HE SAID, "WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID
YOU SEE A BIG STRONG MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT ATTENTION?"
NAUGHTI (NATURALLY SMARTER THAN LTL) THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT
AND SAID, "NO, NO I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A DISABLED VETERAN
SITTING ON A COUPLE OF OLD DUFFEL BAGS."
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - CAT BOAT - 2/7/2008 3:40:20 PM
     LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - Jim Dandy - 2/7/2008 3:52:48 PM
     LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - LifeTime Laker - 2/7/2008 4:07:30 PM
          LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - CAT BOAT - 2/7/2008 4:10:01 PM
               Good job Nauti - LifeTime Laker - 2/7/2008 4:39:22 PM
               LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - NautiMinded - 2/7/2008 11:03:51 PM
                    LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - LifeTime Laker - 2/9/2008 9:34:49 AM
                    LTL SHOPPING HAZARD... - Pier Pressure - 2/12/2008 1:24:36 PM

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