Jokes: Circle Flies........
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Name:
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rude evin
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Subject:
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Circle Flies........
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3/1/2008 10:53:35 PM
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A Texas cowboy is attending a social function where Hillary Clinton is gathering support for her nomination. Upon discovering the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl, using single syllable words..............While doing that she was swatting some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"...............She stopped and said, "Well yes if that's what you call them. I never heard of circle flies."................"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They call 'em circle flies 'cuz they're found circling 'round the rear end of a horse."................."Oh," she says and goes back to rambling. A moment later she stops to ask, "Are you calling me a horse's @$$?"....................."No ma'am," says the cowboy, "I've too much respect for the citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's @SS.".............."That's a good thing," she says, and rambles on again........................After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
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