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SloTime
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Why we love children
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3/13/2008 9:46:30 PM
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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but that it was dead. "How do you know it was dead?" she asked him. Because I pi$$ed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You did WHAT?!!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. 'You know." explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst" and it didn't move."
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A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie." She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get b00bs, too".
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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought about it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," I have to sleep in Daddy's room." A long silence was broken at last as his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
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It was the time, during Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said, "That is a pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?" The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's a b*tch to iron."
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One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!'"The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!" The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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