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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	I have a question
	Date:	8/26/2009 6:41:01 AM

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....

does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

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Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

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As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:
When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS'together, it spells '
THEIRS'?
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YOU, make it a great day!

Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders

and Your hand over my mouth! Amen

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