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Yankee06
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New non-political topics list
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8/26/2009 9:17:26 PM
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Since we are all a little tired of hearing the same old opinions (admit it!) on teh same old topics, here's a proposed list for future posts:
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If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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(admit it --you just tried to sing both of them!)
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Now tose issues should keep us busy for awhile!!!!!!!!
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