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au67
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Attention Goat Herders
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8/24/2011 4:51:06 PM
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Read link below for why so many of us are concerned with government regulation run amok.
Here is a comment ( I find it funny...some of you won't) from a reader of the referenced article:
COME ON AUDREY, you left out some of the details.
THE BATHROOM: "There must be a low-flow toilet, no more than 1.5 gallons, with heated toilet seat. Charmin, scented only, is the required paper. Bidets are also required. Showers must include Markham shampoos and conditioners. A stockpile of towels and wash cloths. Flea and tick medicine to be used on employee and their lover/partner while in the shower. Towels for goats must be kept in separate closet."
BEDROOMS: "Only one goat per person allowed in individual sleeping quarters. To alleviate jealousy and arguments leading to fights, individuals may claim their goat, including gay goats, as their own. Naming your goat is allowed but no goat can be named 'Obaaaaaama.'"
"Hola boss, what you doing in penthouse, I mean bunk house?" "I'm moving in here since it's fancier than where I live. Is that you Betsy? BETSY! Have you been cheating on me girl? You're a bbaaaadd girl!"
URL: Goat Herders' Regulations
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