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Name:   jawjagal The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   oldie but goodie
Date:   10/14/2006 7:25:24 AM

I heard this joke in the 1970's, but it is still a favorite.


A couple was talking about where they should make love.
The male said, "Let's go make love on the beach."

The female said, "No, I can't make love on the beach. I'll get sand in my panties and my momma will know what I've been doing, for sure."

The male then suggested "Let's go make love in a haystack."

The female responded, "I can't make love in a haystack! I'll get hay in my panties and my momma will know what I've been doing, for sure."

The male then said, "Well, let's go make love in a cemetary. You can't get nuthin' in your panties there."

The female responded, "OK."

So they went and made love in the afternoon sun.

When she got home that night, her back was killing her. She called her momma in her bedroom and asked her to look at it.

Her mother looked at her back and said, "Lawd, child, I don't see anything wrong with your back, but your butt died in 1802."
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So Quiet - How bout a joke - PC Al - 10/13/2006 11:45:03 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Maverick - 10/13/2006 11:54:19 PM
     I Should Not Do This - Feb - 10/13/2006 11:57:21 PM
          LMAO - Maverick - 10/13/2006 11:59:07 PM
               LMAO - Lakeman - 10/14/2006 6:21:14 AM
                    oldie but goodie - jawjagal - 10/14/2006 7:25:24 AM
                         oldie but goodie - BigFoot - 10/14/2006 8:37:32 AM
                              oldie but goodie - PC Al - 10/14/2006 10:38:39 AM
                                   oldie but goodie - BigFoot - 10/14/2006 11:38:38 AM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Ulysses E. McGill - 10/14/2006 12:12:39 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - Drewski - 10/16/2006 11:58:19 AM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - BamaBob3 - 10/16/2006 3:13:27 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - Feb - 10/16/2006 4:01:47 PM
               So Quiet - How bout a joke - JIM - 10/16/2006 4:34:49 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - WSMS - 10/16/2006 4:18:33 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - BamaBob3 - 10/16/2006 5:31:33 PM
               So Quiet - How bout a joke - Lakeman - 10/16/2006 10:57:30 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Lakeman - 10/16/2006 11:32:26 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - ot - 10/17/2006 11:14:21 AM



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