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Name:   water_watcher The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Deaf Bookkeeper
Date:   7/24/2009 1:06:58 PM

A Mafia Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper so he can not hear the activities going on should he ever have to testify in court. But he soon finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of ten million bucks.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you are too chicken to pull the trigger."

Don't you just love lawyers! :)
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
Deaf Bookkeeper - water_watcher - 7/24/2009 1:06:58 PM
     Deaf Bookkeeper - GoneFishin - 7/24/2009 6:31:28 PM
          Deaf Bookkeeper - water_watcher - 7/25/2009 8:20:46 AM
               WW - architect - 7/25/2009 12:10:28 PM
                    WW - architect - 7/25/2009 12:12:43 PM
                    Oh no ... - water_watcher - 7/25/2009 12:16:03 PM
                         See what I mean - architect - 7/25/2009 12:25:07 PM
                              See what I mean - water_watcher - 7/25/2009 12:52:48 PM
                                   See what I mean - GoneFishin - 7/25/2009 1:41:15 PM
                                        Difference between you and I - water_watcher - 7/25/2009 5:21:45 PM
                                             Difference between GF and WW - architect - 7/25/2009 9:11:30 PM
                                                  Difference between GF and WW - water_watcher - 7/26/2009 8:10:13 AM
                                             Difference between you and ME - GoneFishin - 7/25/2009 9:15:34 PM
                                                  Cone on Yall, - alahusker - 7/25/2009 10:46:17 PM
                                                       Cone on Yall, - alahusker - 7/25/2009 10:53:11 PM


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