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Forum Alias: LonghornBoater First Post: April 1, 2008 Total Posts: 427

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Forum	Posts	Last Post
Jokes	266	3/15/2018
Lake Martin - Topics	93	3/19/2018
Boat Maintenance	39	5/7/2017
Off-Topic	24	2/7/2018
Lake Martin - Fishing	5	7/12/2016
Total	427

Posts on - Jokes forum by LonghornBoater

Subject	Date
MALE LOGIC	3/15/2018
OLD GOLFER	3/7/2018
BAR JOKE	2/22/2018
WOMEN EXPLAINED	2/20/2018
LITTLE JOHNNY AGAIN	2/16/2018
Over 60? Who cares?	7/22/2016
Stolen Car	6/22/2016
Stolen Car	6/19/2016
Seniager	6/19/2016
Ever aware of political correctness	6/4/2016
Plan to improve economy	5/17/2016
PUNishment	4/25/2016
More random stuff	4/20/2016
This is soooooo great!	4/19/2016
Never considered it from this angle	4/13/2016
Marine Pilot	4/13/2016
Just following Instructions	4/11/2016
Geriatric Dental Humor	2/24/2016
Lucky Frog	1/25/2016
Ostrich	1/12/2016
Circumcision	1/10/2016
No translation required	11/29/2015
For you sports fans/historians	11/11/2015
Rectum Stretcher	11/3/2015
Nun too appropriate response	10/21/2015
Art	10/12/2015
God love the British	10/7/2015
If Gals Cat Called Guys	10/6/2015
Sniffer	9/14/2015
Some things never change	9/11/2015
Important information regarding economic model	8/7/2015
Thought for the day	8/5/2015
What starts with f and ends in k	7/28/2015
It's heck getting old	7/28/2015
First Grader Logic	7/28/2015
Redneck definitions (some old some new)	7/28/2015
British Humor	7/28/2015
Engineers	7/18/2015
When Insults Had Class	7/14/2015
Bride wears white for fourth wedding!	7/7/2015
GOD and St Francis discuss lawn care	7/6/2015
Now where did I put my glasses?	7/6/2015
Hollywood Squares	6/26/2015
USMC sensitivity at it's finest	6/24/2015
Think about it	6/24/2015
Claasified Ad	6/17/2015
My daughter wrote herself out of the will	6/17/2015
Random Thoughts	6/8/2015
You know who you are!	5/8/2015
Reason AL wants to stay in the booze business	5/4/2015
The sensitive elderly folks	4/30/2015
Ouch	4/30/2015
Ralph's IRS Audit	4/16/2015
Dr Geezer	4/15/2015
Fred and Larry got married in California .....	4/13/2015
Hunting Accident	4/13/2015
Why me Lord?	4/8/2015
Ouch	4/8/2015
When bad language might have been forgiven	3/31/2015
Navy Humor	3/11/2015
Ole	3/11/2015
Lessons from the confessional	3/4/2015
My new book now availible on Amazon!!!!!!!	3/3/2015
Puns for educated minds	3/2/2015
God Sends Help	2/18/2015
Cry for help	2/15/2015
Tax Man	2/15/2015
Don't miss the last one!	2/3/2015
Home Security	1/17/2015
Traffic Contol	1/16/2015
The Zipper	1/16/2015
Vern's Funeral	1/11/2015
Thoughts for 2015	1/3/2015
Birds and Bees	1/3/2015
Canadian Imigration Crisis	1/2/2015
When love fades	1/2/2015
Three Black Guys	1/2/2015
Bird Brained Love	12/30/2014
opps	12/9/2014
Forrest goes to Heaven	12/8/2014
Pastor and the KKK	12/8/2014
Great Investment	12/8/2014
Healing	12/5/2014
Investment	12/5/2014
Firearm Collectors	11/14/2014
Obama and the psychic	11/13/2014
Obama and the psychic	11/13/2014
Honeymoon	11/7/2014
Atlanta Air Port Control Tower	10/24/2014
Home Schooled	10/5/2014
Corporate Dillema	10/4/2014
To snowbirds & future snowbirds	10/4/2014
Startling News	10/3/2014
Rye Bread	9/15/2014
Sarcasm	9/5/2014
Francesca and Enzo	8/12/2014
Cell Phones on Airplanes	8/7/2014
Hot vs Crazy Matrix for a Woman	7/30/2014
Marine Corps Air	7/24/2014
Sunburn Treatment	7/24/2014
A tad crude but thought provoking	5/19/2014
Longhorn ???	5/1/2014
Noah's second assignment	4/30/2014
Barbie	4/30/2014
Two old men	4/30/2014
Redhead	4/30/2014
Post Mortum Identification	4/25/2014
Kosher Chinese Laundry	4/25/2014
What?	4/25/2014
Jogging with Bill	3/31/2014
Haircut	3/31/2014
Golden Urinal	3/31/2014
New release by Apple	3/31/2014
Trading Up	3/31/2014
Italian Wedding Test	3/24/2014
Obama does some banking	3/21/2014
Medical Marvels	3/20/2014
Uncontested Survey Results	3/20/2014
Alaska Trooper Humor	3/19/2014
Ole gets into music	3/5/2014
New Parrot	2/28/2014
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity	2/28/2014
Begging You	2/27/2014
My Son Vinnie	2/26/2014
Trucker Wisdom	2/7/2014
USMC Joke	1/31/2014
Boots	1/13/2014
Can't believe I posted this	1/12/2014
I think I know Anonymous' wife	12/20/2013
The Irish Wrestler	12/20/2013
Take note Santa	12/12/2013
Random Thoughts	12/11/2013
Sports Quotations	12/9/2013
Balls	12/3/2013
Definition of a true optimist	11/20/2013
Most of you can probably relate directly to this	11/19/2013
Something Useful	11/9/2013
Sorry-I just couldn't resist	11/4/2013
Attention all fishing boat owning boyfriends	10/31/2013
Remember what Nancy Pelosi said about Obamacare?	10/31/2013
Police Codes	8/21/2013
So what were you about to say?	8/6/2013
So what were you about to say?	8/6/2013
Not Since 1955	8/6/2013
He's watching us all!	6/11/2013
Speaks for Its Self	6/10/2013
And Now You Know	5/1/2013
Ummmmmmm	4/29/2013
Ever wish you hadn't asked?	4/25/2013
Splinters	4/24/2013
This really works	4/24/2013
Walmart Wine Introduction	4/4/2013
Israeli Sense of Humor	3/26/2013
Jeff at his best	3/14/2013
Message from Bush to Obama	2/28/2013
Rescue	2/6/2013
Text From Wife	1/30/2013
Deep Thoughts and Beer	1/30/2013
We Just Can't Win	1/21/2013
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women	1/18/2013
Sorry about the crude language	1/18/2013
Indisputable Golf Truths	1/17/2013
It's a comin'	1/3/2013
Cleanup in Aisle 5	12/7/2012
Why is this funny?	12/7/2012
Sumbich!	12/4/2012
The Christmas Pageant	12/4/2012
Grandparents	12/3/2012
You only THOUGHT it couldn't get any worse!	11/14/2012
Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist	11/2/2012
Perspective	11/2/2012
REALLY Dumb Idea	10/31/2012
Oh how far we've come	10/25/2012
Conservative vs Liberal	10/23/2012
So True!	10/18/2012
Prize	10/15/2012
I know better but here goes	10/15/2012
Harold	9/17/2012
Logic	9/17/2012
Poof	9/17/2012
From the mouths of babes	8/27/2012
Reason for Our Oil Shorages Revealed	7/17/2012
Rules for a Happy Marraige-Man's Perspective	7/16/2012
Contemorary Church Music Explained	7/16/2012
Southern Wisdom/Humor/Realisms	6/22/2012
Guts or Balls	4/23/2012
Amen	4/3/2012
Getting A Hairdryer Through Customs	4/2/2012
Daughter's Pronouncement	4/2/2012
THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC	4/2/2012
Good o'l George	3/13/2012
Good o'l George	3/12/2012
Just Business	3/5/2012
When you think your job stinks	2/29/2012
Feherty	2/28/2012
> Colonoscopy	2/28/2012
I'll try to hit the button just once this time	2/23/2012
Husband Store-read all the way to the end!	2/22/2012
Husband Store-read all the way to the end!	2/22/2012
Irish Humor	2/6/2012
If you ever figure them out, let me know	2/6/2012
Male Sensitivity	2/6/2012
Rumors	1/30/2012
Considering a Career Change?	1/27/2012
Italian Tradition	1/27/2012
Why I live in the south	1/27/2012
Darwin Awards	1/24/2012
Senior Moment	1/21/2012
New Business Opportunity	1/18/2012
Watch out for the old ones	1/16/2012
Duh!	1/16/2012
USMC Humor	1/16/2012
Busted	1/11/2012
Too funny to be considered dirty	1/5/2012
Holiday Driving	12/19/2011
A TOUCHING CHRISTMAS STORY	12/19/2011
Why Marry?	12/13/2011
23 Adult Truths	11/28/2011
Begging the Obvious	11/21/2011
Coonaxx Humor	11/21/2011
Joke you can tell with your grandkids at the table	11/15/2011
For Those of You Contemplating Retirement	9/16/2011
Adult truths	9/16/2011
Rough Day	9/13/2011
Just In Case You Missed in the Off Topic Section	8/31/2011
This one may be puushing the envelope	7/21/2011
20 Reasons Fishing is Better Than the Other Stuff	7/21/2011
Bar Sues Church	6/27/2011
Late night call to the vet...	5/16/2011
President's Day	3/7/2011
More Cowboy Boot Humor	3/2/2011
How they hanging?	1/20/2011
Cup of tea for Mimi and Granddaddy	1/18/2011
The depth of wisdom possessed by the ave "grunt"	1/18/2011
Psychiatrists vs Bartenders	1/12/2011
Detective Boudreaux and the Cockfighting Caper	1/5/2011
Weather Forecast	12/30/2010
Importance of Proper Dress	12/21/2010
Smart Boy	12/15/2010
Just the thing for the little lady this Christmas	12/14/2010
Old is funny	12/7/2010
Best Marine Corps Pickup Line Ever	11/29/2010
Bad Parrot	11/22/2010
Marketing Suggestion for Golf Shops/Courses	11/19/2010
This why we call them teachers!	11/15/2010
Happy Mental Health Day	11/10/2010
Holiday Receipe	11/10/2010
Bumper Stickers	10/25/2010
Men who know their flowers	10/22/2010
Why Parents Drink	10/21/2010
Oldie but Goodie	10/7/2010
Trivia	8/27/2010
Unpaid Bill	7/21/2010
IDIOT SIGHTINGS	4/13/2010
The Devil is always in the details	3/16/2010
Who says there aren't any miracles today	3/11/2010
Never underestimate the little woman	3/11/2010
Irish Humor	3/11/2010
Senile my a**	3/9/2010
Pronuciation is everything	3/3/2010
Be prepared guys	3/1/2010
USMC	2/24/2010
Appropriate Humor	9/29/2009
Lawncare 101	9/4/2009
Parrot	9/1/2009
Fast Food	8/26/2009

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